Does any one know the quickest way to find a new girlfriend (tomorrow is 14th and I have nobody!!)? Has anyone tried to impress a woman by showing her a copy of Windows Vista and Office 2007 running behind Windows Defender with Firewall enabled? Norton/Symantec anti-virus protection will also be running as obligatory!!
To spice it up, I intend to attach an external floppy drive connected via spare USB port dangling with 12 inches cable!
Would this work?
New girlfriend!!?antivirus download
Thai Bride?
New girlfriend!!?bmw
I would also direct her to "Microsoft Security Bulletin Advance Notification" as I am sure you will have nothing else to talk about.
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/securit...
If you want any other advice then please invite me so that we both can chat her out and you will learn from me.
You'd have better luck dating your computer.....
Your name says it all mate.no wonder you're desperate %26 single.stay in your room with your toys you saddo.
WHAT A NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tomorrow's the 13th, you have an extra day now
What guy gives a girl computer junk? And if it was the other way around, I don't think any of us would be happy.
im sorry but im a woman and from what you say i can tell you that you dont need a girlfriend, you need to get out more.
probably
I'm sorry, but that sounds WAY geeky. I honestly don't know if you're serious or not, but that is definitely not going to impress a girl.
nerd springs to mind try getting out more you might meet real women
do not get all sciency like dat god u must b so embarrased sayin dat say summin nice like hay u look pretty 2 nite an jus egg her on a bit u no!!!
OMG U GEEK!!!!!
no no chat lines just b eyour self nothing cheesy its horrible lol
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